TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR CHURCH HAS SOLD OUT TO CORPORATE SPONSORS

DavidLettermanFrom the home office in Paris Tennessee; the top 10 signs your church has sold out to corporate sponsors . . . . . . . .

10. Nike “swoosh” on the cross

9. Communion now sponsored by Welch’s Grape Juice

8. Taco Bell’s talking dog now reading announcements

7. In Christmas play, Joseph seen with a pack of Luckies

6. Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench

5. Personal pew licenses now sold

4. Baptismals include dolphin show from Sea World

3. Statue of Mary seen holding keys to a Jeep

2. Holy water spiked with Diet Pepsi

And the number 1 way you know your church has sold out to sponsors . . . . .

1. The 12 disciples replaced by Disney characters

One Response to “TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR CHURCH HAS SOLD OUT TO CORPORATE SPONSORS”

  1. Guy Owen May 19, 2010 at 3:34 pm #

    Loved the top 10

    alot of athletes embraced islam and chose a new islamic name…

    Cassius Clay became… Muhammed Ali
    Lew Alcinder became Kareem Abdul Jabbar

    what a lot of people don’t know is that before he dies, Buckwheat from The Little Rascals also became a muslim…
    he changed his name Kareem o Wheat

    And if you were os incline to ask, “what would you get if you crossed a jehova’s witness with an atheist?”

    Someone who knoced at your dorr for no apparent reason!

    (this line of mine made LA times, US News World Report and Paaul Harvey)

    David, I am an old Young Life guy, Dallas Seminary alum, working in the business community using my corporate speaking and Clean Commedian skills to shed some light, as it were, to the business community. I ran across your name in Plaxo and decided to reach out. Love what you are doing. I hosted the westcoast version of the Minirth Meier Clinic out here in so California so my heart is right there with you. Blessing Guy

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